MOMS say the darndist things

this is another thing i want to record, before the time has passed and i can no longer remember what it was like to have toddlers preschoolers and babies.

these are some of the things that have come out of my mouth the last few days:

PLEASE do not lick your brother.

diarrhea is not a good dinner conversation.

We NEVER sit on peoples heads.

When someone screams, "NOOO STOP!!" is means STOP!

We dont eat poo. (why did i even have to say that?)

You need to wear clothes when you are outside.

We dont ask strangers about what kind of private parts they have.

We also dont tell strangers that they have babies in their tummies...this is most often not the case.

Please dont put toothpaste in your oatmeal.

I am at a loss for words just now, but im sure there were many more. i will have to keep a journal of these things. I love my kids so much!