these are some of the things that have come out of my mouth the last few days:
PLEASE do not lick your brother.
diarrhea is not a good dinner conversation.
We NEVER sit on peoples heads.
When someone screams, "NOOO STOP!!" is means STOP!
We dont eat poo. (why did i even have to say that?)
You need to wear clothes when you are outside.
We dont ask strangers about what kind of private parts they have.
We also dont tell strangers that they have babies in their tummies...this is most often not the case.
Please dont put toothpaste in your oatmeal.
I am at a loss for words just now, but im sure there were many more. i will have to keep a journal of these things. I love my kids so much!
7 comments:
You really do need to start writing those down 'cause those are seriously funny!
HAHAHAHA!!!! I am seriously laughing out loud right now! Sooo funny!
Good job recording the things you say to your kids. This made me laugh out loud too. :) Your kids are so cute!
Ha ha, this is hilarious~!
Oh man! I love it! :)
So funny, Mara. I will do the same for the crazy things I say to my kids...like yesterday "don't touch your brother's penis". Yes, I actually said that! Awsome way to remember these crazy days with little ones.
Hope you are enjoying the rest of summer with your kiddos.
XO
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